Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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