just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Someone signed my nipple.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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