When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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