He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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