at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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