ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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