trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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