I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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