Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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