btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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