i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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