The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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