Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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