Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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