I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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