she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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