OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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