I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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