I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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