IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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