If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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