Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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