There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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