Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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