i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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