He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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