Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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