my being single is dangerous.
He felt like a one man threesome
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
tell me about the eggs
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