with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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