windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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