I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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