just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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