Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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