laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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