Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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