Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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