I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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