Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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