i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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