porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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