my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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