i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
How external is "for external use only"?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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