he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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