if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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