i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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