So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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