now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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