it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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