Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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