I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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