so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Randomize
