The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
