question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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