just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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